2 matresses increaces the number of sides a bed has....

thereby increasing your chances of waking up on a "right" side. Or maybe it was the fact that right before I woke up I had my thumbs in someone's eyesockets seriously thinking about ending him. That always cheers me up.

The nerve of some people. I've been in SERIOUS pain all week and my husband had the nerve to start complaining that he was being "distracted" at work... meaning "you're not doing your duty as a wife and it's all your fault that I'm looking at other girls because I absolutely refuse to masturbate" I love him to death but I almost wonder why I saved his butt in my dream last night. 

My burn isn't healing but apparently it's okay, infection is going away. I've just never had a  3rd degree burn and freaked out when it started lookin bad :p

Uhm.... yeah, I can't wait till I'm in the hospital and people are kicking themselves for throwing God at me instead of getting me the care I probably need.